A pitiless Bayern Munich perpetrated an embarrassing, record rout on Barcelona on Friday, recording a barely reasonable 8-2 triumph in their Champions League quarter-last in Lisbon to leave Lionel Messi sad and definitely rushing toward the finish of a period in Catalonia.
Thomas Mueller scored twice either side of objectives from Ivan Perisic and Serge Gnabry in a dazzling opening 31 minutes at a void Estadio da Luz, with a David Alaba own-objective having quickly brought Barcelona back level.
Luis Suarez pulled it back to 4-2 at one point in the subsequent half, yet Barcelona at that point collapsed, with Joshua Kimmich getting Bayern’s fifth before three additional objectives in the last stages, one for the productive Robert Lewandowski and two for substitute Philippe Coutinho.
That was the truly mortifying part for the beaten side, with Coutinho on credit in Bavaria from Barcelona, who burned through 160 million euros on marking the Brazilian in 2018 however never got the best out of him.
“We realized it is never simple against Barcelona, yet this is a fantastic outcome,” said Kimmich. “It’s difficult to understand.”
It is Barcelona’s most exceedingly awful European thrashing and the most exceedingly awful of Messi’s profession. The game was shockingly suggestive of Germany’s 7-1 decimation of Brazil in the 2014 World Cup, a game wherein Mueller likewise played and scored.
Germany proceeded to win that World Cup and Bayern look a decent wager to win this Champions League, in spite of the fact that they will unquestionably confront a sterner test in the semi-last whether or not it is against Manchester City or Lyon.
“In the 7-1 win in Brazil we didn’t have a similar measure of control. Indeed we were acceptable yet today around evening time the manner in which we commanded the game was fierce,” said Mueller.
This was Bayern’s nineteenth back to back triumph in all rivalries, and a 28th game unbeaten for Hansi Flick’s side. They have now scored 39 objectives in nine Champions League trips this season.
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However, the tale of this game is Barcelona’s surprising capitulation and the inquiry is what befalls them now.
Messi was 27 when they last won the Champions League in 2015. He is 33 now and this game may decide that he needs to at long last leave the Camp Nou on the off chance that he is to win it once more.
Barca have pretty much been here previously: They were destroyed by Bayern in the 2013 semi-finals, losing 7-0 on total, however this was eight objectives in an hour and a half.
What’s more, with a maturing group including six players matured 31 or more seasoned, this must be the finish of a period.
“I don’t have a clue how to name it,” said Gerard Pique.
“The club needs changes. I’m not discussing the degree of the players or mentor, yet fundamentally the club needs a wide range of changes.”
Mentor Quique Setien will absolutely not endure. His group, having just come next to Real Madrid in La Liga, basically couldn’t adapt to Bayern’s squeezing.
Bayern proceeded in the fourth moment as Mueller controlled a ball in from the left by Perisic and played a one-two with Lewandowski to scrape a shot low past countryman Marc-Andre ter Stegen.
They left themselves open at the back and equality was reestablished when Alaba, in endeavoring to stop Jordi Alba’s cross, cut the ball over Manuel Neuer and into his own net.
For a concise spell Barca were even on top, as Neuer spared from Suarez and a Messi check returned off the far upstanding.
In any case, Bayern, choking out their rivals with their squeezing, returned in front halfway through the primary half. Gnabry won back belonging on the edge of the last third before taking care of Perisic, who terminated past Ter Stegen and into the furthest corner.
That was the first of three objectives in a 10-minute spell.
Leon Goretzka’s deft touch over the top took out Clement Lenglet and Gnabry bored home to make it 3-1. At that point Mueller took before Lenglet to divert in Kimmich’s conveyance from the ideal for 4-1.
Suarez quickly gave Barca something to stick to as he controlled Alba’s help, bodyswerved away from Jerome Boateng and terminated home.
However there would be no rebound, as Kimmich changed over Bayern’s fifth after an astounding help by Alphonso Davies, and afterward Lewandowski headed in Coutinho’s cross to make it six.
As Barcelona fallen, Coutinho made it seven in the 85th moment toward the finish of a move began when Messi was looted of ownership and afterward had the opportunity to score another in the 88th moment.
The unseen time not poverty
When will you get out of these?
Voices of mockery everywhere
Open roof; house ceiling not in place
You don’t seem bothered
You look up to your pilot
As you are in an airplane of problem
Murmurs from here and there fills your ears
Question marks here and there
When will you treat your Ablepsia?
Ignorant voices questions
Even your mind questions you
When scorpion becomes the order of the day
Though your pilot is in control
Short-put for defecation
Officialdom has also become one of your questionnaire
Boom; they appear unknown to you
Appear on a faithful day
Large mouths threatens to lock the house
Where is your lavatory?
Children’s hands spread out to indicate
Every landed space as a loo
Officialdom cheekbone is now red due to fury
Your pilot is in control
You guys, the parents vroom at dayspring; at that time
At that time; church member is sent by pilot
As a air-hostess to serve them cold drinks
To cool their temper
To lighten their souls
Air-hostess serve them cold drinks
Still their bulging eyes burns with fury
These officialdom are still not settled
Padlocks already in the hands of their leader
With bulging eyes
Eyes wide enough to swallow up the children and the plane of problem
Church member pleads
Pleads a thousand times
Your pilot finally controls their leader
Story narrated to you on getting home
You are ever grateful to the one UNSEEN
You are grateful to your pilot
Patience ran the race for you
In less than a decade you are out
Out of your plane of problem
The voices of mockery are silent
Itchy ears are deaf
Your pilot has landed you
Safe on Canaan land
You are forever happy
Hence you are no longer in your plane of problem.
Summary: This is about a family that have been managing in a meager house for almost ten years, the family believes that they are in a plane of problem, the parents did not see their problem as poverty because money coming in was used in investing on their children lives. They are living happily somewhere at Badagry, Lagos state.
Procrastination flew you away
Oh my loving Desdemona
Time could not wait for you
Your owners procastinate your life
But could not procrastinate your death
Delay caught you by the throat
Even when your owners were ready
Ready to save your life
Mr A was the problem
But Mr B cure was administered to you
Different pins went into your skin daily
These wicked vets., refused to allow your owners know about the nature of your sickness
These vets became useful fools
Even when the nature of your sickness was discovered
It was already too late
Too late to revive you
For the cold fingers already held you by the throat
For the sickness has eaten you deep
Deep beyond measures
The last pin entered your skin
Its content deliberating life or death
The last pin entered into your skin and its content sent you packing
Out of these beautiful world
Oh no the youngest owner watched
Watched the world crumble
For our beautiful Desdemona breath her last
Breath her last; at the same time tears dropped
Out of our last born’s eyes.
Summary: This write up is an Eulogy for the death of a dog. The owners of the dog lives at Oko-afo, Badagry. It was written by the last child of that family because of how close the child was to that dog, the last child is now a grown up and has decided to write an Eulogy for her lost Desdemona… Eulogy for a dog?
“Nigerian pastors are fraudsters” – Singer, Samklef says, reconciles with Daddy Freeze
Nigerian Singer, Samklef and Daddy Freeze have ended their squabble 3 years after they mercilessly dragged and blocked each other on social media.
Recall that in 2018, Samklef and Daddy Freeze disagreed over religion.
Trouble started when Freeze criticized a report about the healing of a mentally challenged man at an RCCG church.
Samklef, who was displeased with his critics against men of God, slammed Freeze, telling him that his constant criticism of the church was getting boring.
The exchange heated up, with Freeze telling Samklef his career was dead which led to the singer calling him a “fake ass oyinbo” and his followers “mumu Satan followers”.
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Following the development, they later blocked and unfollowed each other on all their social media platforms.
However, Samklef took to his Instagram account on Sunday to reach out to Daddy Freeze, stating that he can now see “clearly”.
He said most religious leaders are “419” and Freeze was right all along.
“I was blind and ignorant but now I understand and can see clearly.
“Everything Daddy Freeze has been saying is the truth. 90 percent of the so called Nigerian men of God are fraudsters.
“It’s your faith that makes you whole so they collect money for miracles that happens through you.
‘Praying to Lucifer more effective than praying to Jesus’ – Daddy Freeze
“Daddy Freeze is the John the baptist of this generation. I can finally see,” he wrote.
In his response, Freeze acknowledged his acceptance and admitted he should have been patient with Samklef at the time.
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